faq's

turd? you mean poop? feces? crap?

well, not exactly. i call my turtles 'turds' because they are super pooping machines. and also because they stink. but they're too adorable to not love.

how many turds (turtles) do you have?

i currently have four, two from 2006 and two from 2010. they're a big happy family!

what kind of turds do you have?

i have two adult red-eared sliders (res), one young red-eared slider, and one young yellow-eared slider (yes).